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• [Stupid] Who needs strippers and booze at the bachelor party when you have Tasers?
• [Cool] Thug armed with knife stabs 71-year old woman to steal her purse, is alarmed when she gets up and chases him down the street. In a related story, Skynet rolls out the T-71
• [Scary] Up in the sky is it a bird, a plane... oh hell it's the unemployment rate
• [Obvious] In Canada, It's unconstitutional not to support single moms
• [Photoshop] Photoshop this guy row-row-rowing his boat
• [Caption] Caption outgoing Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick
• [Strange] Today's "hazing at a Christian college" story comes to you from San Diego. "Handy said the incident did not leave him with bad feelings. Nobody was urinated on."
• [Scary] As if there weren't enough things to worry about, now you can add wallabies to the list of Australian animals which might kill you
• [Amusing] Texas woman finds the Virgin Mary on a grape. Bonus quote: "Mom and I had a laugh about it at first, seeing as how we're Baptists and all and we generally don't expect to see holy people popping up in our foodstuffs."
• [Obvious] Britney's mom reveals in tell-all book how her daughter became a train wreck. Cue that blonde guy
• [Scary] Man gets 12 years for telling his wife to put her head in a noose as part of a haunted house he made. In reality, he wanted to hang her. "He just felt horrible about the whole thing."
• [Florida] News: Generous 8-year-old hands out pile of $20 bills to other students. Fark: The cash was counterfeit and the student was busted by the lunch lady
• [Weird] Woman in "shock" over giant zucchini. Probably should have used some K-Y
• [Interesting] One in seven people report being "bullied" at work. Numbers would have been higher except some people took their red Swingline home and came back only to set fire to the place
• [Photoshop] Photoshop this challenging exercise
• [Stupid] Any advertisments that promote women as sex objects should be banned, according to an European Union report. EU the insanity
• [Obvious] Woman attacked by thugs who poured 16 pints of milk over her and ran away. Police describe it as "a little of the ol' ultraviolence"
• [Strange] Man discovers innovative way to keep his house clean
• [Scary] Snake loose on Air India plane. If only there was a pop-culture reference submitter could use to increase the chance of this headline being greenlit
• [Weird] Right now someone's having a whole lotta sex, wheelchair be damned
• [Misc] Buddhist monk attempts to kill hornets with a torch, is re-introduced to that fickle biatch called karma
• [Scary] ? These nutbags burn the morning train ? They set fire to it and then ? Some others hurl big-ass stones when ? The train keeps them awaitin' ?
• [Scary] Nanny State residents told not to expect cutting edge medical treatment from their socialized medical system. And by "cutting edge medical treatment", they mean "removing earwax"
• [Obvious] Ecstasy dealer shocked that the police were able to identify her, but if you see the mugshot, you'll understand
• [Followup] 90-day suspension not sitting well with "rectal scandal" victim even though he is used to people being a pain in his ass
• [Interesting] Study finds that toddlers absorb more toxic chemicals than mothers, scouring pads
• [Dumbass] How to end up as a Fark headline, in three easy steps. 1) Own 10 cats. 2) Light a candle 3) Leave the house
• [Interesting] Kenya believe it? It's snowing outside
• [Florida] Crackhead decides to join physical fitness class to get in shape, at his local middle school. Hilarity ensues
• [Stupid] Michael Moore giving away his lastest piece of crap for free
• [PSA] You can add "Exploding glass patio tables" to the list of things to worry about while you're having a beer in your back yard
• [Amusing] Brad Garrett to get prostate exam on live TV. Doctors hope to find his career
• [Dumbass] Nik Richie of "thedirty.com" outed after a DUI bust. Matt Leinart seen giggling in the background, holding clipboard
• [Photoshop] Photoshop Grandma Shrek
• [Amusing] Asked if she knew why officers were there: "Yes, because of what I have growing in my back yard, my marijuana plants"
• [Weird] World War 2 airman hanging from a tree / R - O - T - T- I - N -G
• [Amusing] Bristol Palin's baby-daddy sends his greetings to a grateful nation
• [NewsFlash] Lobbyist Jack Abramoff sentenced to 48 months in prison, where he'll be aggressively lobbied for "pork subsidies"
• [Dumbass] In case you've ever thought of trying a concoction of Baileys, chilli, tequila, absinthe, ouzo, vodka, cider and gin a look at this woman's face should quickly dissuade you
• [Interesting] No Lovin' for You: Proposal in Maryland would ban sexual relationships between elected officials, employees
• [Amusing] Wife poses as hotel hooker to please her man. What could possibly go wrong?
• [Obvious] British police force bans reflective sunglasses for officers. Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhh--aw, crap
• [Asinine] TX Governor has "think to about" whether to stay an inmate's execution even though the judge and prosecutor had an affair AND the inmates appeal hearing is scheduled after his execution date. God Bless Texas
• [Florida] SUV owners finding novel way to get around high gas prices: Staging phony thefts of their vehicles
• [Amusing] Today's massive anti-war rally outside the RNC drew damn near 50 high school and college students
• [NewsFlash] Jesse Jackson hospitalized with case of malignant irrelevancy
• [Strange] For the second time in a month, somebody's been shot in St. Louis over a hamburger dispute. The Hamburglar wanted for questioning
• [Spiffy] Baltimore saves money by cutting off the same 10 people who constantly call 911
• [Strange] Gunshot victim has to sue to get prosthetic leg back from prosecutors, despite being told his case will never stand up in court
• [Strange] Attempting to hit on three women in a doughnut shop: desperate. Attempting to hit three women with your car after they rejected you in the doughnut shop: guaranteed to get you a date with all of them in court

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