If I found money, how I'd spend it:

Fifty cents
Two cups of coffee at the office.

A dollar
A Mountain Dew.

Five dollars
A burrito.

Twenty dollars
A book from a real bookstore.

One hundred dollars
A new sump pump for the basement.

One thousand dollars
Pay down my home equity loan.

One million dollars
Buy my house and fix it up for renting, buy my parents a house on the eastern shore, buy another house in west Catonsville to live in, get my masters for five years, buy an RV and travel the country for two and put the rest in managed investment accounts.

One hundred million dollars
Same as the one million dollars plus a crapload of land in West Virginia and a really nice boat.

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