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August 1, 2003

I dislike the Hummer H2, not so much for the environmental impact as the fact that 90 pound women with arms like toothpicks drive this thing and take up 71 times their weight in vehicle to haul their skinny asses to and from the office, and almost everyone who drives one is a pretentious and agressive asshole. Which is why I'm glad the Sierra Club made a website lampooning them. Only negative peer pressure can keep vehicle sizes down.

Also thanks to Keith Engle for pointing out Asia Carrera's porn star out-takes. I'm convinced this would shatter the world of most porn freaks on the 'net who don't believe that airbrushing actually exists.

Keith is also using "vees' back yard" as an approximate standard of measurement for small plots of land in his LiveJournal entries. I think I should be flattered.

Lucky me got to be one of the first on the end of a Mimail virus vector this afternoon. Zero day infections really cheer me up.

July 31, 2003 - August 2, 2003


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