This comes from Tiddy Ogg (tiddyogg@tcp.co.uk) to alt.arts.limericks, and is too good to pass up.

A wireless telegraphist, Frotz,
Got burned, all they found were some spots.
  He lays 'neath the weeds,
  And his epitaph reads:
Ash to ashes, and dashes to dots.

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