Jacob Weisberg and Bryan Curtis of Slate maintain a web page of Bushisms, the accidental wit of our fearless leader. They've even compiled them into a book, The Complete Bushisms.

Don't miss the Bush speech generator. If you want, you can use my creation:

"Ladies and gentlemen, America stands committed to conflict. We created persistent poverty, squandered lives -- innocent lives -- destroyed on a massive scale in Afghanistan and beyond. Without violent ambitions, there can be no further destruction, broken treaties, raging disease, and comprehensive suffering, including my own. Human dignity must never again be shared by all!"

If anyone figures out a way to record that to an MP3 file, I'd love to hear about it.

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